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Now is your chance to fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming a Beat the Geek Trivia host!

Beat the Geek Trivia has openings for hosts in Monroe, Lake Stevens, Snohomish, Smokey Point, and Kirkland

Email your resume to Mark or talk to your favorite Beat the Geek Trivia host to arrange for an audition today!

Today’s Beat the Geek Trivia

  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Jax at Snohomish Valley Golf Center
    Dec. 7, 2022,

    State Capitals
    Sports!
    Pictures - Lockpicker
    Music - Good Songs
    and Palindromes
    BONUS - What position did Sir Arthur Conan Doyle play on his football (soccer) team? - 3 Pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Ryan at Sam's Tavern - Bellevue
    Dec. 7, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Ad Slogans - Breakfast Cereals
    Yellow Stuff
    Pictures - Rebuses
    Music - Bluegrass Covers
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - What is Toru Iwatani's greatest contribution to society?


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Clint at Rooney's Food & Spirits
    Dec. 7, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Double P
    7th Grade Biology
    Pictures - Celeb Shots - Shirtless Guys
    Music - Missing Lyrics
    and Am I Bullshitting?
    BONUS - Where is McDonalds' headquarters located? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Courtney at Thrasher's Corner Pub
    Dec. 7, 2022, 8:00 PM

    Fast Food Ad Slogans
    Famous Inventors
    Pictures - Musical Instruments
    Music - 2000s Hip Hop
    and Family Matters
    BONUS - Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, and Whitney were the main castmembers of what reality TV show? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Ben at Tony's Sports Bar
    Dec. 7, 2022, 8:00 PM

    NFL Stadiums
    World Geography
    Pictures - Lockpicker
    Music - Mashups
    and Anything But English
    BONUS - How many seasons did Smallville air? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Lucky 7
    Dec. 7, 2022, 8:00 PM

    Vive la France!
    Sci-Fi and Fantasy
    Pictures - Watercolor Cinema
    Music - Mashups
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - What is the greatest number of runs scored in a single World Series baseball game? - 3 pts.


Upcoming Beat the Geek Trivia

  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Rustic Cork - Lake Stevens
    Dec. 8, 2022, 6:30 PM

    Famous Foursomes
    Friends
    Pictures - Celebs With Animal Names
    Music - Bluegrass Covers
    and Rhyme Time
    BONUS - What are the names of fashion magnate Guccio Gucci's four sons? - 3 pts


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Zazzo at Beaumont Cellars Winery
    Dec. 8, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Grey Stuff
    Number Movies
    Pictures - Famous Artists
    Music - Postmodern Jukebox - Hip-Hop and R&B
    and Rhyme Time
    BONUS - Use the words rhino penis in your team name - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Courtney at The Lime
    Dec. 8, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Ad Slogans
    Animated TV
    Pictures - Lockpicker
    Music - Country Music
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen - left-handed or right-handed? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at WIRED
    Dec. 9, 2022, 7:00 PM

    JD
    Hollywood Walk of Fame
    Pictures - Watercolor Cinema - Sports Movies
    Music - Weird Al Yankovic
    and Potpourri

    Go HERE to register your team name.
    Go HERE to register players.
    All players must register - $5.50 per player.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Love That Red Winery
    Dec. 11, 2022, 2:00 PM

    Current Events
    Christmas
    Pictures - Celeb Shots - Celebrity Santas
    Music - Christmas Mashups
    and Before and After - Christmas
    BONUS - Who wrote The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Zazzo at Pizza Coop
    Dec. 12, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Current Events
    JD
    Pictures - Game Consoles and Devices
    Music - Richard Cheese
    and Rhyme Time
    BONUS - The Haloid Photographic Company is now known as what? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Buzz Inn Steakhouse - Lake Stevens
    Dec. 13, 2022, 6:30 PM

    Famous Foursomes
    Alcohol
    Pictures - Rebuses
    Music - Color Bands
    and TV Character Catchphrases
    BONUS - What year was the Mercury brand of automobiles discontinued? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Ben at Rustic Cork - Mill Creek
    Dec. 13, 2022, 6:30 PM

    Current Events
    'C' Foods
    Pictures - Musical Instruments
    Music - Baby Songs
    and In Other Words - Proverbs
    BONUS - Volts/amps = ? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Clint at Daman's Bar
    Dec. 13, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Three on TV
    7th Grade Math
    Pictures - Rebuses
    Music - Mashups
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - Grawlix on your answer book! - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Miriam at Ounces Taproom
    Dec. 13, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Disney Potpourri
    The Princess Bride
    Pictures - Movie Aliens
    Music - Mashups
    and Idiom Nexus
    BONUS - What two actresses have played Kathryn Merteuil on screen? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Who's on First
    Dec. 13, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Current Events
    Hollywood Walk of Fame
    Pictures - Rebuses
    Music - Reggae Cover Songs
    and Caveman Cinema
    BONUS - The Falkland Islands war was fought between which two countries?


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mike at Redmond's Bar and Grill
    Dec. 13, 2022, 8:30 PM

    Current Events
    Hollywood Walk of Fame
    Pictures - Logos
    Music - 2000s Hip Hop
    and Caveman Cinema
    BONUS - What test is designed to distinguish Replicants from humans based on their emotional response to questions? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Jax at Snohomish Valley Golf Center
    Dec. 14, 2022,

    Current Events
    Silver Stuff
    Pictures - Celebs Without Makeup
    Music - Bad Songs
    and State Slogans
    BONUS - What does Nerdwax prevent? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Ryan at Sam's Tavern - Bellevue
    Dec. 14, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Current Events
    Black Stuff
    Pictures - Watercolor Cinema
    Music - TV Tunes
    and Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
    BONUS - What is the highest elevation point in Florida? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Clint at Rooney's Food & Spirits
    Dec. 14, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Current Events
    Red Stuff
    Pictures - Celeb Shots - Famous Cats
    Music - Weird Al Yankovic
    and Before And After
    BONUS - In 2002, the FDA forced what cheese brand to change its description from cheese spread to cheese product?


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Courtney at Thrasher's Corner Pub
    Dec. 14, 2022, 8:00 PM

    Current Events
    Friends
    Pictures - Rebuses
    Music - Bluegrass Covers
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - Bring a picture of yourself from the 90s - 1 pt. each, max 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Ben at Tony's Sports Bar
    Dec. 14, 2022, 8:00 PM

    Current Events
    Green Stuff
    Pictures - Celeb Shots - Famous Birds
    Music - Disco
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - How many ounces are in a 2 liter bottle of Coke? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Lucky 7
    Dec. 14, 2022, 8:00 PM

    Current Events
    Ancient Rome
    Pictures - Musical Instruments
    Music - Postmodern Jukebox
    and Rhyme Time
    BONUS - What date did Ben Affleck marry Jennifer Garner? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Mark at Rustic Cork - Lake Stevens
    Dec. 15, 2022, 6:30 PM

    Current Events
    Disney Villains
    Pictures - Car Logos
    Music - TV Tunes
    and Potpourri
    BONUS - In what branch of the U.S. Military do Mr. T and his character B.A. Baracus serve? - 3 pts.


  • Beat the Geek Trivia with Courtney at The Lime
    Dec. 15, 2022, 7:00 PM

    Sorry, no Beat The Geek Trivia tonight! See you next week!

Reviews

Read what other people say about Beat the Geek Trivia

" I love the trivia here!" - Nick M.

"They have trivia Tuesday nights called "Beat The Geek"... ...the guy who does the quiz is really cool and the questions are good." Stef. M

"A lot of fun!" - Kristine H.

"Trivia night is a blast." - Brenda A.

"Beat the Geek Trivia night is always fun." - Alison S.

"We've gone here mostly for trivia, which is always crowded..." - Jennifer A.

"I love the trivia nights!" - Steph C.

"I come "here" for two reasons. 1. Beat the Geek Trivia Night 2. The Food ...Mark is the owner/host of Beat the Geek Trivia. If there was an award for best trivia night host/announcer in the category of best voice, he would take the cake." - Teaira L.

"The trivia is done professionally and is definitely a challenge... They had really cool picture round, very creative. And lastly the music round was very entertaining..." - Stefanie F.

"Trivia night is loads of fun..." - Allison S.

"I'm here every week with boyfriend & roommate for Beat the Geek trivia nights." - Ginger N. (Hi Ginger!)

"We came here specifically for the BEAT the GEEK TRIVIA, This guy has a following and tours among different bars which I know because we just went to a trivia he was at the night before. The topics I personally was so excited for there fore I drove out further than my hometown for trivia... Super fun trivia!" - Stefanie F.

"...Mark Ricker (Beat the Geek) as always, provided a fun Trivia experience for all!" - Paige N.

"We come every week for trivia. Great vibe and lots of fun." - Allison D.

"My friends and I come for trivia on Wednesday... This place is always packed when we go. - Erin H.

"...We're looking forward to returning for the trivia nights on Wednesday's..." - Sara M.

"...and the trivia game was the best, even tho we lost! We will definitely be back." - Carol N.

"We came here for the trivia night. Trivia was super fun." - Jenny T.

Private Parties, Holiday Parties, and Custom Events

Are you interested in a private trivia party or event for your group or organization? Beat the Geek Trivia does:

  • Live, on-site trivia shows in almost any venue
  • Virtual, online trivia shows using our custom-built online platform
  • Corporate parties and team-building events
  • Holiday parties
  • Birthday parties

and more!

Click here for more information.

“I want Beat the Geek Trivia at MY bar!”

Beat the Geek Trivia is a great way to entertain your customers and keep them coming back week after week. If you’d like to learn more about regular Beat the Geek Trivia shows at your bar or restaurant, Contact Mark for details.

The Game

Gameplay
Beat the Geek Trivia is a live, interactive pub trivia game. You can play by yourself or as a team. Trust us, it’s more fun with friends. If you don’t have any friends, you can probably find some on Amazon.

There are five rounds of trivia – two standard Q&A rounds, a self-paced visual round, a music round, and a final round. Your host will read each question out loud; you write your answer in your answer booklet.

Team Sizes
The maximum team size is eight players (limits may vary per venue). If you have more than the maximum number of players, you should split into smaller teams. You can play with more than the maximum number of players, but your team will be ineligible for a prize.

Prizes
If you and your team score more points than all the other teams, that’s called “winning”. YAY YOU! Winners get a prize – Prizes vary per venue. Regardless, you should call your mom right away and let her know that she raised a winner!

The Rules

1. "No Googlewebbing on your iBerry"
Don't use your cell phone or other electronic devices to look up answers while playing Beat the Geek Trivia. I can't stop you from updating your status or texting your friend tell them how much fun you're having, just don't use your phone to get the answers. If you do, you risk feeling very badly about yourself.

2. “Don’t yell out the answers!”
I already know the answers, I don't need to hear them from you. Confer quietly with your teammates and write the answer down in your answer book. Remember, other teams are sitting close by so keep your discussions between yourself and your teammates.

3. “I am the judge, jury, and executioner…”
I have the final say whether an answer is correct or incorrect. If an answer is questionable or “almost right”, please let me make the call. If you have a dispute about a decision please discuss it with me at the appropriate time (like during a break or at the end of the game).

And just so you know…

  • Spelling typically doesn't count.
  • I usually need first and last names for famous celebrities.
  • Hosts can often be bribed with food, drinks, or boobs.
  • NO HALF POINTS!

The FAQs

Q. Where do you get your questions?
A. I write my own questions. I stare at a wall for hours until inspiration strikes. I drink a Marktini, do some research on the interwebz, and then carefully script out the questions.

Q. Can I suggest a category for your trivia game?
A. Sure, if it’s a good category and I can write 10 good questions for it. If you have an idea, let me know.

Q. Do you host for private parties and events?
A. Yup! Beat the Geek Trivia does several private parties and custom events all year long. Contact me and we can talk about your event.

Q. What’s up with the AC/DC - Thunderstruck?
A. It’s a great song! That wicked riff and thundering drums always fires me up! I've tried a few times to mix things up and use a different opening song, but you guys didn't like it.

Q. The songs you pick for the music round are... (pick one)

  • Too old
  • Too young
  • Too obscure
  • Not my favorite kind of music
  • All of the above
A. I have regular players with ages ranging from 20 to 70. I try to cater to several time periods and genres in popular music. Considering the vast amount of music there has been in the last 50 years, if you only know half of the songs I play you should feel good about yourself. If your team is struggling with the music round, my suggestion is to add a couple of team members who know more music. Or, just feel good about the fact that you are being exposed to something new and different.

Q. What are you drinking?
A. Usually too much. I like Rum & Coke, Jack & Ginger, or a Marktini.

Q. What is a Marktini?
A. This is a Marktini. The more Marktini's you drink, the better they are!

Q. Are you looking for new places to do Beat the Geek Trivia?
A. Sure, contact me.

Q. Are you looking for more trivia hosts?
A. I've always got my eyes open for enthusiastic, interesting, and engaging people. Ask me for an audition. If you're good, we'll move forward. If you suck, I'll let you know. Email me.

Team Name Hall of Fame

Here's a list of some of the best team names I've heard in the last few years..:
  • "Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
  • "Beer, boobs, and bacon"
  • "One skin, two skin, three skin..."
  • "What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"
  • "I slept with Hermione Granger and caught Hogwarts"
  • "Governor Quiz Quistie"
  • "ButtNut"

  • And, of course, the Hall of Shame...
  • "Team Ramrod"
  • "My couch pulls out but I don't"
  • "Winners"
  • Recycled Paper

    Beat the Geek Trivia has switched to using 100% recycled paper for all answer booklets, hand-outs, and internal use. This accounts to 94% of all paper used by Beat the Geek Trivia. Please join us by not only reducing, re-using, and recycling as much as possible, but purchasing products made from recycled materials.

    The Hosts

    Mark Ricker
    Owner, Host, Jedi Master

    I started Beat the Geek Trivia in 2009 when I was recently divorced, unemployed, and a little drunk. I had always had a head full of trivial knowledge, but just knowing things like Albert Einstein’s middle name wasn’t getting me very far in life, so I put that useless knowledge to use. Since then, Beat the Geek Trivia has grown beyond my expectations and is now a full time job for me.

    Before Beat the Geek, I worked in IT, sales and business development, and mortgage lending. I shaved my head in 2001 and never looked back. I don’t have any kids or pets, but I’ve kept a houseplant alive for over 10 years (I think I might be ready for a goldfish now). I was born in New York, but I’m a Chargers fan. In my spare time, I invent new ways to insult Ariana Grande and negative reviews of the movie Armageddon. My go-to drink is the legendary Marktini.

    email Mark


    Mike Faris
    Host, Manager, protocol droid fluent in over 6 million forms of communication

    I gave the worst performance of my life as an 18-year-old at summer camp while emceeing a talent show. After that night I may have never picked up a microphone again except that later that year my college dorm wanted me to host the school-wide lip-syncing contest. Not bad, but not all that good either. These days I’m pretty comfortable behind the microphone whether it’s as the public address announcer for high school basketball games, the master of ceremonies for more wedding receptions than I recall, or hosting trivia for years now.

    Highlights in my life up to this point are riding the bike from the ET movie at Universal Studios, winning the grand prize in a radio station giveaway for a Felix Hernandez signed baseball and discovering I don’t like Waldorf salad. My geek credentials include that I’ve willingly been to a Star Trek convention, I read tech blogs every day, and that my mother-in-law says that I’m “good with the computers”. Next time you’re at trivia, fill me in on some of your geek cred.

    email Mike


    David Zazzo
    Host, Marksman Stormtrooper

    Hi there, I’m David – but most people call me Zazzo.

    My best friend and I stumbled across Beat the Geek Trivia in 2016 at one of our guys’ nights and have loved it ever since. After playing for several months, I thought to myself, “it would be really fun to be a trivia host.” I talked to Mark, gave it a shot and auditioned, and here we are!

    By day, I work at a local software company doing cloud-y things. By night, though, I indulge my strong passion for technical arts and production – lighting design, audio engineering, video engineering, etc. When I’m not geeking out on that stuff, you can find me at Sounders FC home games cheering on the boys in Rave Green.

    I’m excited to be your Beat the Geek Trivia host!

    email Zazzo


    Clint Cheves
    Host, C-3P0’s Psychotherapist

    Hey!

    I’m Clint and I am one of those stupid millennials. I have a fear of change. I still live 15 minutes from where I was born, and I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. Pop culture, movies, music, technology, ancient history, and general nerdom have always been a big part of my life; just ask the people that cheated off me in high school.

    While the rest of my friends were scoring touchdowns, I spent my nights reading an episode-by-episode synopsis of Scrubs. It took until the seventh grade for me to get out of my pre-pubescent cocoon and, despite my Coke machine-like physique, I started playing sports. I never forgot my first love of knowing things that probably won’t matter, though, but it now included athletics.

    I love sports, technology, religion, the Lakers, and [censored]. My other loves are Jameson, a good light beer, and [censored]. I’m super stoked to be doing trivia for you guys. Let’s get drinks and talk pop culture!

    email Clint


    Jax Alspaugh
    Host, Palpatine’s Cosmetician

    I’ve worked in a variety of industries and positions – marketing, customer correspondent for a prostate supplement company, barista, birthday party hostess at a bowling alley, apartment complex manager, CNA, laser hair removal technician, snowboard instructor, and car saleswoman.

    At my audition, I bragged about being the MC in 5th grade for my elementary school’s talent show. I love entertaining, having done both stand up comedy and performed with a band playing a mean cowbell. I also currently host karaoke on the weekends.

    Besides trivia, I LOVE cheese, wine tasting, breweries, dancing, gaming, brunch, a GOOD bloody Mary, a well crafted/ironic mustache, live music, roller skating, vintage style/thrift store clothes shopping, supporting my community, and time with my family. Seeing my only son graduate from WSU in 2020 with his Bachelor’s in Social Sciences will be my proudest moment.

    It should go without saying, but I’ll say it again, GO COUGS!

    email Jax


    Miriam Krainacker
    Host, Podracer Pit Crew President

    Dia dhuit, geeks! Which is Irish for “Hello, ….. geeks” (Irish doesn’t translate super well).

    I’m a Montana child, but have been a Seattle transplant for the last few years. I haven’t been kicked out yet! I’m a history nerd at heart, and I even spent four years at the University of Montana to get a piece of paper to prove it. Along with that, I spent a few years learning the history & language of my potato-loving ancestors, hence the Irish in the greeting. My pre-trivia life has consisted of a lot of different areas, including a brief EMT stint, a trial barista period (did NOT go well – I am better at drinking it than making), and a lovely couple of years as a tour guide of Pike Place Market. Nowadays, I’m a dog bather here in West Seattle Island. When I’m not spending my days wrangling and bathing dogs, I like to spend my evenings watching the weirdest documentaries I can find. Or cross stitching while listening to mellow jazz, living my best “retired” life.

    After a year of attending Beat the Geek trivia at Ounces, I bullied my way into the host position. Hope to see you for a drink & some guesses soon! Slainte!!

    email Miriam


    Courtney Parham
    Host, Darth Vader’s CPAP Technician

    I’m Princess Courtney, Chairperson of the Galactic Prom Committee and supreme ruler of Planet Sucralose. At age 13, I was designated as the Protector of Galactic Freedom and Designer Fashion by King Zeus. He gave me three magical tools: The Fairy Wings of Gollum, the Emerald Wand of Horcrux, and a gorgeous Louis Vuitton studded black leather handbag with faux fur trim and a pocket for my iPhone.

    I promise to protect the freedom of every sentient being in the galaxy and to gently but firmly advise on haute couture, as is my charge, as is my oath.

    email Courtney


    Ryan Zwirner
    Host, Tatooine Sand Appraiser

    Hey there!

    About me: I’m 6’3”, because apparently that matters. I’m from Southern California (don’t judge) -I moved up to Washington 7 years ago and love it so far.

    In my free time you’ll usually find me kayaking, telling dad jokes, brewing beer, pretending I like hiking, or being lazy and copy/pasting my Tinder bio when people ask me for “a blurb for the website”.

    Lets grab a drink!

    PS. Must love dogs.

    email Ryan


    Ben Brockman
    Host, Ordained Ewok Funeral Officiant

    I am proud to be known as the first ever inductee to the “Beat the Geek Trivia Host Hall Of Fame,” an honor I bestowed upon myself without the knowledge or approval of anyone else.

    When not memorizing release dates and chart/sales performance of every popular movie and album released since the 1970’s, I can be found crashing neighborhood parties throughout the Puget Sound region, where I serenade confused attendees with “Wonderwall,” the most under-performed guy-with-a-guitar song of all time. I avoid being depressed during the wet and dreary months by cheering on our local sports teams live and in person as they inevitably fail in the biggest moments.

    I can also beat the original Super Mario Bros on NES in 8 minutes and 30 seconds; it’s not a record time or anything, but I think it’s a pretty decent effort.

    email Ben


    Deanna Haviland
    Host, Queen Amidala’s Entourage Coordinator

    I came to Beat the Geek night with friends and realized… I’m not particularly good at it but I absolutely love trivia!! We made it our weekly date night, and as the weeks went by, I got better and better at answering questions, solving rebuses, and identifying the songs in a Music Mashup.

    I am so happy to get the opportunity to join Mark’s amazing team of hosts, and hopeful that I will learn a thing or two… about a thing or two.

    When I’m not being the Geek, you can find me working around the clock at my four other day jobs.
    When I have the time, I like listening to music, dancing, or just rocking out to Doja Cat, Nicki Minaj, Lizzo, Mac Miller, and Pearl Jam. If a TV is on, I’m watching Jersey Shore, Last Chance U, or The Office. I’m easily distracted by glitter, makeup, and puppies, And I LOVE LOVE LOVE football!!

    email Deanna


    You?
    Host

    Beat the Geek Trivia is always looking for energetic and funny trivia hosts. If you think you sound good on a microphone, you like talking in front of a crowd, and you’re not a moron, you should audition.

    email Mark if you’re interested.


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